January 2012
December 2011
doctorwhisky asked: Did I just see your friend Grace on a google commercial? I think I did!
WatchHe tried to get my who who
The Urban Dictionary analysis of your name will...
thatchicmichelle:
Michelle is simply the most incredible, amazing, wonderful creation that the universe will ever produce. She is unique and is obviously from another world.
Combine intelligence, humour, courage, toughness, sensitivity, creativity, perseverance, sensuality, honesty and wisdom with the biggest heart imaginable and that is Michelle!
Her astounding physical loveliness is only...
Fun fact: the kid who gets his tongue stuck to the...
I bet he’s great in it.
You guys!
Happy Christmas Eve Eve
:D
I think Christmas was my Mom’s favorite holiday. I don’t know if she explicitly said it, but I do know that it was the one time of the year that she’d relax and be totally happy.
Glass of White Zinfandel.
Newest chick flick and/or Miracle On 34th Street.
Tree lights on. Laying on the couch. No worries.
So many great Christmas memories :)
...
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*~*BEST OF JANUARY*~*
Best: In which I use the phrase, “they can go eat a dick” Honorable Mention: In which I kill an innocent burrito
ANNOUNCING: FARTWHO BEST OF 2011 or FBO2011
My lovely assistant and bff4lyfe (omgz lylas) Emily Crom has scoured through my tumblr posts from this past year and compiled a list of the BEST stuff.
I’ll be posting each month’s winners here… one month every day, so you don’t get overwhelmed and start crying and then get all snotty and gross and make that ugly crying face while looking in the mirror in your bathroom...
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WatchYou guys. I made this the night HP7 came out in theaters and it is still showing up on my dash… and it makes me so happy.
Viva la fart model!
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I'm riding in a limo to my Mom's funeral
She didn’t want any of us to have to drive while being upset.
And obviously, she wanted us to be fancy :)
Sleep must not find me attractive enough, because...
Harrumph.
"This Shit Just Ain't That Deep"
I guess I thought that after tonight I’d stop feeling so anxious. But no sooner had the worry about when my mom would pass left my body, than it was replaced by a host of other things to dwell on. I’m reminded of a phrase, however, that was bestowed upon me by my life coach, Ali Rodway. In times of stress and worry over small things, she asked me to remember.. “this shit just...
My Mom's Eulogy
My Mom taught me some of the most important things I’ve ever learned in my life.. How to be strong How to be responsible How to be independent And, most importantly, how to take care of others When I got to college, for instance, I wasn’t homesick or scared like some of my peers… having been well prepared to “make it on my own” by my Mother (and the reruns of The Mary...
I was up all night last night writing and revising...
I’m really nervous and excited and nervous and excited and nervous and excited and very very nervous.
Excited because I love what I wrote and it’s really important to me that I do this.
Nervous because I love what I wrote and it’s really important to me that I do this right.
EEP!
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I should have knocked myself out with Advil PM 5...
Is there a sleepy rage face? It would go here.
Maybe I should look at sleepy kitty gifs, that usually makes me wanna nap mid-day.
mrjotz asked: Any woman that could've made such an amazing daughter must have been ridiculously awesome. I'm honored that I once got to have dinner with her after one of your Grace 'n Michelle live shows.
Rest In Peace, Mommy
You taught me everything I know about helping others and being strong.
I will ensure that your legacy is epic.
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“Deep grief, sometimes, is almost like a specific location. A coordinate on a map...”
– Elizabeth Gilbert
I often forget, after so much time apart, just how...
:)
(oh and don’t think it was always all lovey dovey when we were growing up, but it’s different when you’re all “adults”)
We all assume that the weird things we think and...
And the internet consistently helps prove us wrong by letting us share and connect in all our weirdness.
I get a lot of these comments on my videos when I talk about patterns of thought and certain inner habits:
And I notice a ton of tumblrfarts responding in the exact same way to my posts. Often using the same words and emoticons. The best example I have for this EVER is this crazy video I...
“A single event can awaken within us a stranger totally unknown to us. To live is...”
– Antoine de Saint-Exupery
WatchWe’re watching Titanic