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Ok, I'm gonna go on Ustream now →

Just drunk enough….

Jan 1st

There is a lot of alcohol in front of me.

Cool story bro.

Jan 1st

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iChat me

Tell me what your tumblr is when you IM me or I will not answer. I like to know who I’m talking to! Strict bitch is strict. AIM- FartWHO Oh and my Skype is ItsMeMichelle21

Jan 1st

I have met such a huge number of amazing people...

I’m more of a spur of the moment type of gal. At this moment, I’m thankful for meeting Sammy. His kindness, entusiasm and wit are quite endearing to me. I also love and want to visit England, and so anyone who is from there is more than a-ok in my book ;) Thanks for being you, Sammy. <3 M

Jan 1st

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I just tweeted way too much in a short amount of...

I feel dirty.

Jan 1st

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Jan 1st

That awkward moment when you've been staring at a...

O_o

Dec 31st

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Oh and by the way...

I need to add the following to the last post: I’ve dated a lot of great guys (roughly, 11 if you count 5th grade!); not every guy I dated was exactly right for me (ie- guys always telling me what to do/what I can’t do.) I didn’t really understand what a relationship was supposed to feel like until I was dating Justin (a relationship that I resisted for a WHILE on the basis of...

Dec 31st

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"Who died and made YOU king of ANYTHING?"

To my utter delight, Sara Bareilles came on in the grocery store today when I was just on the cusp of being so fucking frustrated with the crowded aisles and grumpy people that I might have had to choke a bitch. I skipped around singing through the entire song. It’s called ”King of anything.” I did a video to this particular song a while back, but it was swallowed by the...

Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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Wondering

randallorrandy: is pointing out someone’s faults or shortcomings ALWAYS a bad thing? As I say in my very long bio on my page, I love honesty through the filter of compassion. If people who are hurting are unwilling to be corrected, then the hurt continues. If someone makes a point that is TRUE and is done in a respectful manner (right place, right time, right attitude, right voice), don’t use...

Dec 31st

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“Were they trying to be funny? Because they failed at that.”

– Justin’s little brother just now while watching Robinhood Men in Tights Incidentally, I’m getting better perspective on where most of my YouTube comments actually come from.

Dec 31st

SO MUCH GOING ON

GUYS! I’m flipping out. I have so many things being thrown my way right now, I can’t even process the amazingness. I don’t want to start counting horses before they hatch or looking gift chickens in the mouth or whatever, so I can’t get into specifics…. but January is shaping up to be EPIC. My brain is exploding. I just feel like everything I’ve been working...

Dec 31st

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Fun things to do with a 12 year old in New York...

GO! PS- he likes to draw, play WOW and Call of Duty and have red hair.

Dec 31st

Poncho keeps tying to eat Justin's little brother....

Dec 30th

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“When I was in college, if I had a ton of studying to do and I had, say, a big...”

– Marie Forleo

Dec 30th

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Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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The internet is so much more fun when you have...

You tumblr guys are all awesome. You’re like my internet family, whether you like it or not. YouTube? Facebook? Twitter? They don’t win as much as all of you do on a daily basis, and I wouldn’t be posting as much as I do if that wasn’t the case… So, THANK YOU. From the bottom of my heart. <3 M P.S. -My writing and creativity also thank you for letting them out...

Dec 29th

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Dec 28th

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It would save commenters a bit of time if every...

Dec 28th

Basically, I can't be friends with someone who has...

Take life seriously when it needs to be taken seriously. All other times, rock out with your… tits out. This post didn’t go the way I thought it might.

Dec 28th

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Watch

hitrecord: ATTENTION VIDEO EDITORS! VIDEO EDITORS — Haus of Glitch has devised a new refined version of his ‘It Starts with A Glitch’ which will go on the audio CD, and we are gonna cut a monster video to match his monster track. This one is all about CUTTING TO THE BEAT. The more ornate and intricate the beat gets the more images and cuts should be reflected visually. Of course, there’s lots...

Dec 28th

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Dec 28th

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It's pretty simple to weed the people out of your...

Ever keep around a friend who you mostly complain about? Do you find yourself making excuses for them or saying, “Oh you know, that’s just how he/she is, I have to deal with it.” Amazing new discovery: YOU REALLY DON’T. The fun part about this is, people who really don’t match with how you live your life, or more importantly, how you WANT to live your life, will...

Dec 28th

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“Don’t make excuses. Just shut the hell up and get on with it.”

– Hugh MacLeod - “Ignore Everybody: And 39 other keys to creativity”

Dec 28th

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Dec 28th

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comicbooksrus asked: Michelle, i'm seeking wisdom from you because you live in new york city. Now i'm going to be living there next year and i'm a little nervous. When you moved to new york city were you nervous? or like how did you deal with it. I know my experience will be different from yours probably but i don't think i can master the subway system or the streets even though i lived there as a...

Dec 28th

ME'Reeeggngnn →

idointernet: This is what we make at work. Click the link above if you wanna piss yourself laughing. U- “OMG MICHELLE I TOTES DIDN’T PISS MYSELF, YOU IDIOT!” ME- “DIE IN A HOLE OF YOUR OWN PISS.” OH I AM SASSY TODAY!!!

Dec 28th

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hahahahahahhaha

oh, myspace.

Dec 28th

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Dec 28th

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comicbooksrus asked: Michelle, i'm seeking wisdom from you because you live in new york city. Now i'm going to be living there next year and i'm a little nervous. When you moved to new york city were you nervous? or like how did you deal with it. I know my experience will be different from yours probably but i don't think i can master the subway system or the streets even though i lived there as a...

Dec 28th

toneyspeaksloud asked: Do you ever get on youtube to watch farts? I like baby farts.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cS9Bvw0L7VE
Speaking of baby farts, do you ever plan on having baby farts of your own?
Do you think babies fart when they're inside of you?

Dec 28th

toneyspeaksloud asked: Do you ever get on youtube to watch farts? I like baby farts.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cS9Bvw0L7VE
Speaking of baby farts, do you ever plan on having baby farts of your own?
Do you think babies fart when they're inside of you?

Dec 28th

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